Adolescent Effusive

Caught in the Rain

Well, I took the PSATs today. What an unpleasant experience. The whole time, I kept saying to myself one of two things: 1. "Take all the trees and put 'em in a tree museum." (Ocassionally followed by, "Charge all the people a dollar and half to see 'em.") 2. This day shall live in euphamy! (I can't think of a single euphamism for today, although it felt eerily similar to the day that I took the City Honors entrance exam on.)
Then I came home only to be locked out of my house in the pouring rain. I had to lean on the doorbell for 10 minutes, practically make my fists bleed while pounding on the doors and windows, throw a rubber tucan at my brother's window, and repeat the process before anyone willed themselves out of bed to alleviate the discomfort of being soaked by pollutant-containg percipitation.
Chris, who probably got to sleep 45 minutes before I got home (at 11) finally came down and creeked the door open and dematerialized before I could lay eyes upon him. I walked in, quite seriously angry as a wet hen, to find Sean at the top of the stairs, strolling down, rubbing his sleepy eyes. "Hi." "Uuum...did you not hear me pounding on the door and ringing the doorbell for 15 minutes?" "...Not really."
NOT REALLY?
Whatevs. Yesterday was awesome. At practice, we learned to be kings and magicians, also how to be earthy and firey. Then I came home and rearranged our furnature and bathroom supplies in a very pleasing manner.
Toni, Caitlyn, Lee, Lucas, Laura, Vincent, Nick, Sarah, and Jacob came over for a bon fire. Excellent times ensued. It was just so cozy and docile. Sarah and Jacob got along famously, Laura bought me many sewing tools, Toni and Caitlyn did not stop laughing...What a grand time.
Absolute Highlights:
1. "S'more what?" "You're killin me Smalls! S'more. You take the grahm..."
2. The appearance of the famed GAP t-shirt!

Homecoming is this evening. Should prove to be debaucherous and nauseating...Can't wait!

posted by M.Jazz @ 11:32 AM