Adolescent Effusive

Pointless Shunk

A survey, a glass of orange juice, Devin Rooney, and Daisy Duke. Imagine THAT.

[] I wish I was a different ethnicity.
[ ] I have an eating disorder.
[ ] I am short.
[X ] I am tall.
[ ] I think I'm really attractive.
[ ] I prefer winter over summer.
[x] I am a geek.
[x] I am a shopaholic.
[x] I am reasonably intelligent.
[ ] I am attracted to girls.
[ ] I like British accents.
[ ] I smoke regularly.
[ ] I smoke socially.
[ ] I drink socially.
[] I drink regularly.
[ ] I get drunk easily.
[ ] I do drugs.
[] I will never date a bad kisser. (I assume kissing is a semi-learned behavior. People can improve.)
[] I've lied to avoid kissing.
[ ] I brush my hair at least 50 times a night
[ ] I am religious.
[x] I am not religious but have morals.
[ ] I lie frequently.
[x] I am impulsive.
[x] I am hardworking (when I want to be.)
[]I am good at history.
[ ] I speak more than two languages. [working on it]
[x] I enjoy taking pictures.
[x] I like spending money on myself.
[x] I like spending money on others.
[] I have a regular income.
[ ] I earn money on a job-by-job basis.
[] I pay my own bills.
[x]I rely on my parents for money.
[x] I can cook.
[ ] I enjoy cleaning.
[ ] Tidyness is a must in my life.
[x] I like clutter.
[x] My idea of good music is Britney Spears.
[ ] I have heard of Blonde Redhead.
[ ] I enjoy Blonde Redhead.
[] I am fashion-conscious.
[ ] I have good taste.
[x] People tell me I have good taste.
[x] I excel academically (if I try.)
[] I am told I have yet to fulfill my potential.
[ ] I am good at sports.
[ ] I am good at certain sports.
[x] I couldn't do sports to save my life.
[x] I am creative.
[] I am artistically inclined.
[] I want to be an artist when I grow up.
[ ] I want to be an engineer when I grow up.
[x] I eat when I'm upset.
[] I cannot easily adapt to change.
[x] I am interested in politics.
[ ] I have shoplifted.
[x] I download MP3s.
[] I've done underage drinking.
[ ] I've gone underage clubbing.
[x] I can dance reasonably well. [for a handhelf fan dropped in a bathtub.]
[] I can dance extremely well.
[x] I dance like a cardboard gorilla.
[x] I can sing.
[] I sing like someone stepped on my foot.
[x] I can swim.
[x] I enjoy surveys.
[x] I enjoy surveys when I'm bored.
[x] I keep a journal.
[ ] My teachers don't like me.
[x] I enjoy controversy.
[x] I can be a bitch/bastard.
[] I have a thing for bad boys/girls.
[] have tattoos.
[] I've been in a nudist colony.
[ ] I'm not sure if I want to have children.
[ ] I'm not sure if I'll get married.
[] I know who I will marry.
[ ] Someone has a crush on me.
[x] I am interesting.
[x] I am a good liar.
[x] People enjoy talking to me.
[x] I annoy people from time to time.
[x] I am a born leader.
[ ] I am a born leader but shouldn't lead.
[x] I've snuck out of the house.
[ ] I enjoy felching.
[] I have a foot fetish.
[ ] I have a shoe fetish.
[] I watch Sex and the City.
[ ] I don't think Sarah Jessica Parker is pretty.
[] I want to be J.Lo.
[ ] I cut myself on purpose.
[ ] I've cut myself on purpose.
[x] I hate people who pretend to be suicidal.
[]I hate popular people.
[x] I think cheerleading is a sport.
[] I'm photogenic.
[ ] I live in Chucks
[] I think graffiti is art.
[ ] I've dated a criminal.
[] I have been cheated on.
[ ] I have cheated on someone.
[x] I have a temper.
[x] I like playgrounds.
[x] I dance in the rain.
[ ] I get turned on by thunder
[ ] I am obsessed with Shakespeare.
[] I enjoy Shakespeare.
[] I have tanlines.
[ ] My favorite color is pink.
[ ] My favorite color is black.
[x] I would classify myself as emo [but I'd be lieing]
[ ] I'm musically inclined.
[x] I like listening to music.
[ ] I like music-blasting cars.
[ ] Thongs are comfortable.
[x] I like flip-flops.
[x] I know what monogamy is.
[x] and I believe in it.
[ ] I want to be a social worker when I grow up.
[x] I have siblings.
[x] My siblings annoy me.
[] I think South Park is funny.

posted by M.Jazz @ 11:36 PM