Adolescent Effusive

I Wanna Show You Everything

Hahahahahaha. I was just thinking about phone sex and how blatantly ridiculous and desperate it is. There's this bored 30 year old woman who talks on the phone to horny men for a living. She's like doing her nails and wearing a Springfeild Community College sweatshirt, her name is probably Gertie or Nina, and she's effing watching Montel. Hahahahahaha.
Sorry, that was uncalled for.
Best thing anyone's said to me....this week, "You've made me a little more intelligent, but I've just made you sex crazed...and mischevious." *rolls around on floor laughing* Whaaaat????? I'm not sure when I crossed the line from having a healthy desire for physical affection to sex-crazed. Hahahahahahahaha. I effing love you.
Just a note, I don't really mean f***ing when I say effing. I've been saying it for so long that I have to say f***ing in order to really mean that. Effing is just like...."I have no idea how to describe this and am too lazy to figure it out." And when I say "Eff You" I actually mean "Fire You" as in "You're fired."
Other best thing that was said to me this week, "Hair...what do we do with it?" *can't control laughter* Once again, I effing love you.
BSP Sleepover On Saturday:
-DI-ANE
-the spoons were more than S.Twist could handle
-urban celery?
-our buisness (spelled incorrectly in honor of Z.Tang) was actually appreciated
-beautiful plates/bowls
-rampaging down the street laughing so hard I felt like my stomach was gonna come out of my back
-"I've never been to the city before! I only go when I'm with Kool City Gurl Keight! I have to pick up all of the paper I can get! I don't get any in the suburbs!"
-ruby slippers
-Nightvision mode, a girl dressed all in black with war paint on her face says in a hu, "It's 12:15, and we're sneaking out of Sycamore's 23"...the camera said 11:47
-unbridled intestinal gas
-White Trash (TM) cookies
-ruby slippers
-"Here's to good grades, guys!"
-Imagine That times 800
-Date My Mom...What a choice muumuu that is, ma'am. *belch* See? Not attractive.

In other news, Carissa Bailey is my hero.

posted by M.Jazz @ 2:49 PM