Adolescent Effusive

Original Fatty

I adopted a cute lil' giraffe fetusfrom Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

So, third period today, I'm in Collard's study hall sitting next to Skinny McEatsalot and the health office calls me down. According to the lady...I'm only 5'5" and I weigh 137 lbs.
What?
Last I checked I was like 5'6.5" and 128 lbs.
MUH.
If I'm actually 137 pounds, and I am actually only 5'5", I am actually overweight. By a good 8 pounds.
Muuuuh. Mary Kate is overweight.
The nurse didn't say anything to me, but of course, why would she? I'm not concerned with my health, I'm only concerned with looking like Crack Baby Mary-Kate Olsen. Telling me I'm a tiny bit overweight and that it's easily fixable is totally taboo. Because I'm a girl.
And then I realized that I was menstruating as I was walking back to class. And this just wasn't my most favorite surprise. Further proof that we get up too early to go to school: my uterus doesn't wake up until 3rd period.
In other news, Maxine and Ishmael always hurt and I feel like I'm going to vomit 60% of the time. Not just when I'm menstruating, all the effing time. *throws hands up in air*
I was thinking about this one scene in Peter Pan today.
Peter says that he doesn't love anyone and he's trying to look all tough and Wendy just looks at him all sad and said, "I think that is your biggest pretend." I just liked it. I don't know. You'd have to see it.
Also, I love Keight more than I could say. We talked for 2.5 hours last night, much to her mother's dismay. I love having to stop talking between the loud songs and going, "Oh my god. I hope your mom didn't hear what I just said. AAAAGH!!!" I keep thinking about that CD cover and I was rumaging through my underwear drawer last night while I was talking to Jacob and yes, I did find it Keight and I almost divulged your inquiry. But I moved not to. HAHHAAHA.

posted by M.Jazz @ 3:07 PM