IndigoSailsQuirk: i have to write an essay about how a man whose entire family committed suicide eventually "exsorcized his deamons" throught writing horrific short stories.
PhdDrDork: You can always write that he's working on a closed-circuit princible.
PhdDrDork: Wherein, in order to get rid of HIS deamons, he has to pass them on to other people.
PhdDrDork: So, by writing, he trapped them in the books.
PhdDrDork: And then when you read them, you took on his deamons, via the horrible nature of the books, thus releasing him from his problems.
PhdDrDork: But now YOU have the deamons, and must go kill small kittens or something.
IndigoSailsQuirk: or just write "MORDAME, HORACIO QUIROGA" on my paper
IndigoSailsQuirk: which would leave plenty of leisure time to skin said kittens and make a lucrative business of selling their pelts in cute handbag form
PhdDrDork: You know, that would be a money-maker
Insert overly extended conversation about making hypoalergenic kitten bags to present to the German royal family in a similar fashion to the emperor's new clothes.
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posted by M.Jazz @ 8:47 PM
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