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So, I had this rad day yesterday.
The alarm goes off, and I'm pleasantly reminded that I'm in bed with Sarah Lipp. She hits the snooze button. The alarm goes off again and I attempt to slither out of bed gracefully, and I knock over all of her damned glass bottles. No injuries were sustained.
I showered and Sarah busted in on me and I got dressed (in her stockings, underpants, shirt, and skirt) while she straightened her hair.
I made us both a chocolate chip sandwich for lunch and had plenty of apple juice.
We left for school and arrived at like 7:10. I don't think I've ever been there that early. Bizarre.
Julie was in early, so I talked to her for a while.
Then I went up to Scarf's room and I had a pleasant conversation with her for like 15 minutes. She gave me an envelope of checks to give to Mrs Zarbo. They're for Zac's scholarship. $1143 in checks alone. There was a ton of cash in there, too.
That's just for the Spotlighters scholarship. Nevermind the music one.
I went to English and spent the morning laughing at the fact that 90% of us didnt actually read our books.
Spanish was really funny. Sarah was wearing her Furby shirt and we were laughing at Furbies and Alex Marien just chimes in and goes, "I used to have a Furby." It made me laugh so hard. You'd have to know him. I was like, "Oooh, did you? Thanks for interupting!" But I wasnt serious, I just love giving him a hard time. He continued to say, "Yea, and it was evil. It walked towards me in the night and bit my hand off. This is a mechanical hand." I was peeing my pants. This event isnt funny if you don't know him. I can't even explain it. He's just so shy, it's hilarious when he cuts loose.
I was refreshed to find that Estevan y Cristobal notice the same things about Senor as I do. And that they don't care about the class either. Refreshing.
Third period studyhall, Sara Boulden is just meticulously delinting her sweater, as though no one's watching. It was positively hilarious. This pile of lint just keeps growing. At the end of the period, she just calmly turns around in her seat, and victoriously holds up this GIANT ball of lint. Ahahaha.
Fourt period was the highlight of my life. We were talking about how sectionalism still exists today. Mr Pray told us that the Women of the Confederacy is still thriving in the south and Catie Lewis pumps an arm into the air and goes, "Yes!" I honestly thought I was going to die laughing. Caitlyn and I just completely lost it. Catie is so blindly feminist that she doesn't care what women are doing. So long as there are two or more vaginas gathered for a common cause, it's an awesome thing. Ahahahahahahaha.
Math class. Carl Linquist was just going on about this calculator that factors quadratic equations for you and I burst out laughing. I was like, "Carl...you're going on like, 'My cousin's boyfriend has one, its AMAZING'..." And he started laughing, too, because he knew he was being ridiculous. Honestly, the fact that I can make someone as cool as Carl Linquist laugh at himself makes me enjoy going to school.
Later on that same class, I see Alex Marien (who sits next to me in that class, too) out of the corner of my eye. What's he doing? He's pushing his knees against his desk so that it becomes a ramp and watching his pen roll down it. He puts his desk down, replaces his pen at the top, and repeats the process. I promptly lost my mind laughing. I said to him, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING????" He got this little kid caught doing something funny look on his face. Slightly satisfied, slightly embarassed. His grinning response was, "I get bored." Which made me laugh harder.
Next, I went bowling. God, it was funny. Carissa never stops dancing. She was appeasing the bowling gods all over the place. If I were attracted to women, I'd be all over her. I'd be straight up in love with her and wanting her to have my babies. Unfortunately, I'm not a straight male.
Lunch was cool because I've become to attached to those boys. I love Ryan, Chris, and Carl. Tim, Jeremy, Andy, and Dan are pretty cool, but I can have lunch without them. I tagged along with Chris to the art rooms and stole some test strips and at medicinal gum and visited Mrs. Wynne before going back to lunch. It was great fun.
Physics was choice. I'm in love with Mr. Lee Nowocein and his ability to rattle off formulae like nobody's business. Also his sweaters and the fact that he goes over to his girlfriend's grandma's house for dinner all the time.
Other than that, I told Ashley Marien of my adventures with her brother. She started laughind and told me that she caught him standing around in musical practice trying to become pigeon-toed. Ahahahaha.
Vincent walked home with me and we let ourselves into his empty house and went up to his room... to get a CD and leave promptly. He came to my house to get a CD and a new bracelet and went home.
Then Keight called while I was taking a dump. I talked to her for about an hour and I wouldn't rate it very high on the Ladies' Night list, but it was still very very pleasant.
Then Chris and I hung up some more Berenstein Bears pictures. The upstairs hallway= the shit. We are the coolest siblings ever.
I proceded to go to a concert at Trinity Church with Debbie and Ellie Zarbo. It was at first really hard to be in a place that I'd only been in for Zac's funeral, but I sucked it up. It was also hard to think that those college chorus kids are supposed to be Zac in 2 years. But I was okay.
The Mrs. Zarbos kind of have "walking dead syndrome" where you see the dead person instead of them. I enjoy their company and they're nice ladies, but it's still very flashing neon ZAC ZAC ZAC ZAC ZAC. Oh well.
Came home and all of my brothers were home. It was really nice. Will sat around for a little while in the livingroom while Chris played GameCube and Sean and I played Uno. It was just...refreshing. Other than Christmas, I can't remember a time when we were all just hanging out.
Then I went to bed and Jacob woke me up at noon. Might go out with him and some of his friends tonight. Who knows.

posted by M.Jazz @ 1:08 PM