Saturday, January 08, 2005

Soy Aburrida

This or that...
Windows or Mac? Windows.
Death or life? Shut up.
Cheese or porridge? I've never had porridge, but I hate straight up cheese.
Britney or Christina...or neither? Christina, in spite of her misuse of chaps.
Lord of the Rings or Harry potter (ONE CHOICE ONLY)? ONLY ONE? Shut up, J.K. Rowling. LOTR is way better.
Legolas or Aragorn? Aragorn. All Legolas does is, "stand around and say 'I see something'." (Bloom, Orlando. 2003. )
Arwen or Eowyn? I like 'em both. Arwen's cooler because she's an elf, but Eowyn's cool because she's so tough. Not that I know this.
Fantasy or Reality? Reality.
Religion or atheism? That's a personal choice and you're asking me to generalize.
Would you wanna die of...
murder or old age: old age.
drive by or starvation? drive by, because I'm a wimp.
In your sleep or in a tar pit? Neither. I'd wanna know what's happening but I don't understand why I'd be in a tar pit...
What if...
If you could go back in time and change anything, what would you do? Prevent Zac from dieing. Make him go to the doctor or something. I don't know. Great things have come out of his death, but none of them are worth his life.
The sky was yellow? Be worried it's the end of the Earth. Or that there's a neuclear weapon being used. Which would equate to about the same thing.
If you could take up any language what would you learn? Latin, so that I could learn all of the romance languages much more easily.
If you were a movie? What would you be? Probably the quintessential arrogant smart kid that wears glasses and stupid berets that everyone mostly rolls their eyes at.
Lovey dovey stuff..
Are you of age? To have sex with an adult? No. To have a good relationship? Yes.
How many years till your legal? 2
Favourite fantasy? That's...personal... Geez.
Do you dream of your crush? I've been too tired to dream lately.
Have you had sex yet? No.
Did you type Virgin if you haven't? Type it now if you are: Isn't that implied? Are you trying to make me ashamed by writing virgin? Is that some type of negative word? What?
Do you lie about your age to people? Never
How many partners have you had? Zero.
Been to third base yet? uuuugh, EW.
All the way? No.
With who? Fuck off!
Are you going to tell me? See above.
Tired of this yet? Yes.

First thing you think of...
Mauve: mauvelous
gay: A certain hairy friend of mine.
legolas: eyebrows
cheese: Sarah-Jane
Alyssa: hormone injections
Johnny: Reznik
Justin: Schaber, said with an RH accent
Josh: The fact that I love the name Joshua.
Orlando Bloom: that ridiculous picture of him with a puppy
Shane: West. And how he's fat.

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