Adolescent Effusive

Feck

First, a short list:
1. My parents
2. Conan O'Brien
3. J & J
4. Megan H.
5. Lindsey Lohan
6. Most of my adult relatives
7. Dawn D.
8. Andy L.
9. Chris D.

These are people I am envious of for one universal reason. ERGH!

So, anyway. Last night, I went to Jon Topalski's house after purchasing a Dora the Explorer alarm clock. Vincent Covatto, Nate Evans, Carl Linquist, Jared whatshisface, Phil Henderson, Corey something, and a kid named Jack were there also. It was an interesting group of people. We watched Shaun of the Dead, which was good, aside from the part where they ate David.
This morning, I went to Jacob's. We had a splendid, well-rounded day. A memorial service, an R-rated movie, dinner at Friday's, homework, and plenty of interruptions that led to my manufacturing of the list above.
Jacob and I should write a book on awkward moments.
"What just grabbed my foot?" "Was it my foot brushing against it?" "No. It was a HAND." *Ellie materializes from the floor*
^way more awkward when you know the circumstances
"God, I'm just going to go home and eat a gallon of ice cream. I'll be like 'Fuck this, I'm gonna get fat. No sense in remaining attractive. It's just frustrating.' "

You know.

posted by M.Jazz @ 11:37 PM