Adolescent Effusive

So Impossible

I just saw an ad that said, "Brazil: Tons of Fun." It made me laugh because I replaced Brazil with Somalia. Yay for heroin-addicted government!
That reminds me. I had a dream the other day that some of my closest friends were doing heroin. One of them couldn't pay for it and her own brother was dealing to her and said he'd only take her virginity if she didn't have cash. She reluctantly said okay. I leaped in and paid for the damn heroin, but I was mad. M-a-d!
I hauled off and said, "Fuck you!" to a sophomore that just rubs me the wrong way today. I've thought it many many times, but that was the first time in my life I've ever directly said that to anyone. I'm not sure how I feel about it. I'm not sure if Zac would've laughed or been offended. Probably laughed. But that doesn't make it okay.
In other news, people who chuckle when I express my beliefs in an intelligent, but heated manner, make me want to wax their bikini lines. Honestly, the way you express yourself is so asinine, it's not even laughable. I've never said anything derrogitory towards you, even though you have a very loose grip on reality and the English language. I have respected your right to have your own opinion, even if you can't express it clearly. Give me a break. It's people like you that make me fear for my country's future.
Also, THE RAPE ARGUMENT IS GETTING OLD. So many people will listen to me rattle off facts and then light up, as though they're so brilliant they can't contain themselves and say, "But, what about rape?!" Honestly. Number one: the vast majority of abortions are not done on rape victims. Number two: pregnancy from rape is possible, not probable. Number three: Rape is one of the most malicious acts a human being can commit against another. Why counter rape with murder? Logic and Ghandi tell us that "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind." Evil does not justify evil. Number four: In what twisted society are children given the death penalty for the crimes of their father???? Please research this and get back to me.

posted by M.Jazz @ 5:24 PM