Adolescent Effusive

I am not...

an olive
Ragedy Anne of the 70's
a leprecauhn


Spanish Class today:
SW: Mari­a, estas muy verde hoy!
Translate:Mary Kate, you're very green today.
MK: uh huh
Translate: lemme alone
SW: Estas como un aceituna.
Translate: You're like a (I don't know)
MK: Cual?
Translate: A what?
SW: Es una fruta de arboles que es verde y es roja encima...
Translate:It's a fruit that grows on trees that's green and red on the inside.
MK: uuuh? I don't...what?
Translate: Please leave me alone. I am not a fruit.
SW: Les pone en ensaladas...Son muy saladas...
Translate: You put them in salads. They're very salty.
MK: *looks to Sarah for help*
Translate: AAAGH!
S: *shrugs*
Translate: I wish I could help.
SW: Les pone en ensaladas!!!
Translate: You put them in salads!

He ended up relaying the whole thing again to the entire class with the stunning opening line, "Mari­a esta un aceituna. Porque esta verde. Comprende?"
Translate: Mary Kate is an (I don't know). Because she's green. Understand?

He ended up having to draw a picture because no one thought of olives as a salty fruit that you put on salad.
Senor, tu eres un chiste.

posted by M.Jazz @ 4:06 PM