Adolescent Effusive

This Survey Will Change Your Life

*disclaimer: the title of this post is deceiving.

One of the first things people notice about you is your: astounding fashion sense. I don't know. I don't notice me.
How many pairs of underwear do you own?: Somewhere near 20, I'd bet. I have like 4 favorites that get worn way too much.
An animal that would make a bad pet: an ostrich. They smell, they run faster than me, and are probably taller. Not a good combination.
Something you wouldn't do unless someone paid a million dollars: fail a grade in school
A vegetable you could stick up your nose: chives. I don't know if you girls have had them. They're these little green things. Kind of oniony...
Your favorite sport that doesn't use a ball: Bowling for Hussies (uses a wattle bottle filled with simulated urine)
How many of your body parts can you wiggle: fingers, toes, eyebrows: 22 parts in all
If your bestfriend were an animal, he/she would be: Okay, I know this is breaking the rules, but I seriously think they'd be a personified train with one square wheel, one octagonal, one circular, and on star-shaped wheel that somehow still managed to travel relatively efficiently. Also, it would have a whistle that goes, "Hooooooooe!" (Zarbo, 2003.)
If your boyfriend were an animal, he would be: a brazillian agouti, because he has "bizarre dating habbits."
If you were to give up your name and nicknames, you'd like to be called: I was thinking about this last week when Sarah posted and before Keight did, and I actually thought of Jane, too. It has this beautiful succinctness to it, if that's a word. And it's so plain that you have to create your own beauty and people don't just like you because you have a weird name. However, I would also quite like to be named something stupid like Maple, just to confuse people.
You're excellent at: making an ass of myself and picking out presants for people
Something you can never find when you need it: a saftey pin. I should be like V. Covatto and wear a chain of them on my pants at all times.
The strangest thing you've ever eaten is: Vanilla Coke off of the driveway at 1301 Staley
Something you can do that your boyfriend and bestfriend can't: All 5 of them? That's tough. Probably get away with spending 75% of my life behind a curtain of hair.
Something they can do that you can't: Oh my god. Hahaha. Be comfortable with _______ing every night (the two on the RedLight side of the condo), go to bed without brushing his teeth (Jaycub), and effectively saranwrap something (the Fatty)
If you had to wear one outfit for the rest of your life, it'd be: red lace bra, brown cords, green BSP silohette shirt, green and green striped Gap socks, cerulean cardigan, Zac locket, quintessencial bracelets, clunky black shoes, and my pocket underwear.
If you were a building, you'd be: That house at 517 Brighton. At least I think that's the address.
If you could spy on someone, it'd be: Honestly? Devin Rooney. I'd love to see the "getting ready to go out" routine. The impulsive snatching of his mother's carpet bag, the benzol peroxide, the popped collars.
If you were a teacher, you'd teach: Body Language 101
If you were part of a campsite, you'd be: a log meant for sitting on that was just close enough to the fire to be nice and toasty for your rump
You have a lot of: balls. As in "That was ballsy." In some respects. In terms of inanimate objects: beaded bracelets and t-shirts I don't really like. Also, body hair.
You don't have a lot of: experience with drugs. In fact, I have none!
Something you do in gym class: play Imagine That! until the other team realizes we don't want to play with them and leaves
If you could take a vacation somewhere for a couple of hours, it would be: The 89th floor of the Westin St. Francis in San Francisco at about 10:30pm. Only under the condition that I could bring a certain Brazillian Agouti. Actually, I'd go anyway, but it would be significantly less fun.
Open up the nearest purse or bag and pull three things out: The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, a small notebook full of Imagine That!'s, 15 bucks canadian.
If you were a scent, you'd want to be: Vanilla extract. I'd be the hottest ticket in town.
If you were a taste, you'd want to be: probably peppermint.
Something you wish you knew how to do: Communicate with the dead
Describe yourself using the first letter from each of your initials: Megalomanic....Kandid....Derisory (see definion that means laughable or ridiculous)
If you were turned into candy, it'd be: Conversation hearts. Because I say many meaningless things.
You want to be able to: read very quickly and analytically
Something you're not old enough to do: have children
How many states have you been through: about 7.
A trend that you never took a liking to: leopard print. ech. also, those stiletto flip-flops
If you went on a safari, you'd really want to see: giraffes mating...how do they do it??? Or a giraffe giving birth. I'd be happy with either, really.
Something you wish you had more time for: reading
Something you used to dislike, but now love: the phrase, "You're Fired!" also the idea discussed with Sarah Lipp on the backporch of Sycamores 23 (What would you think if I...? Um. No. You can't. Not a good idea.)
Favorite kind of hat: skull caps
Something you're too old for: undressing in public. damn.
Your most prized possession: my vocabulary. I mean, I know that's abstract, and actually not that great, but I really enjoy effectively using languages.

posted by M.Jazz @ 3:07 PM