Petroleum Jelly
a tin soldier
HP Virus
and an overweight bloodhound
Imagine THAT!
So, I've decided that the oddest thing ever is listening to two of your friends after they've broken up with each other. It's surreal, kind of. You have to empathize with both of them and it's just kind of disorienting.
In short, I'm sick of my friends being "hot as fuck" and "cute shit." Okay, I made the second one up, but I assume someone said that about one of them. You guys need to stop getting so many men and just calm down.
Keight needs butt reduction surgery and Sarah needs to stop being so cute and Julia...needs to just stop.
I can't keep up.
"It's gonna last like two weeks" That's what you said LAST time.
I had some M.A.V. Time (R) today. That stands for Mary Kate and Vincent Time. What I really need is some M.A.J. time and some M.A.K. time because I never see those two. Muh.
Also, Carissa Bailey=my favorite person ever aside from the obvious choices.
posted by M.Jazz @ 4:24 PM
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